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Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

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More than 50 entertaining short stories about teens and pre-teens stroking and joking in the sea of life. From eerie tales of ghosts to behind-the-scenes looks at junior jocks, plus young romance, adventure, and humor. It's a satisfying smorgasbord for the hungry reader by the author of young adult novels: Just One Mo, All Rise: The Criminal Trial of 4 Teens, and The A-Club Mystery.

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